Germany Update

Thought you might enjoy this story & update from my parents in Germany. They will be home early next week:

It is hard to believe that our time in Germany is almost over. Tomorrow we meet Barbara.

Here is my story from medival times in the Holy Roman German Empire:
They did not take a bath often because the water was so bad. Their hair would become full of lice and other bugs. To get rid of the bugs, they would but a piece of salami or another meat on their head under their wigs. The bugs would crawl in the salami and then they would throw the meat out.

Hope everything is going well with all of you.